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Postgame: KC Wizards 4 - 3 New England Revolution (And the Secret to Beating New England)
By: Michael |In Summary:
So once again the Wizards go into New England, get the job done in a tightly-contested match, and go home… we STILL haven’t failed to leave Gillette Stadium with points. The first half featured five goals, including three in three minutes (in case you were wondering, this is not as uncommon as [...]
Preview: Kansas City Wizards @ New England Revolution
By: Michael |The Skinny:
Coming off of only one point in our last two matches and with at least a pair of starters (Marinelli and Conrad) out of commission, now is not the ideal time to be going into first place New England’s home looking to take out three points. However, the Wizards have enjoyed almost surprising [...]
Are the Wizards Finally Fading? or: Congratulations, Eddie, but we didn’t need another reason to be at less than full strength.
By: Michael |With only a point in two weeks and an intimidating away game against New England fast approaching, many a pundit is doubtlessly sitting back in their leather computer chairs and chuckling in satisfaction. The Wizards have been a sure prediction to flop for awhile now, and just as they threatened to ruin many a [...]
A Week of Wizards: One point from Two matches with Three starters on the bench…
By: Michael |While on a personal note I would like to apologize for a week’s absence, I am certainly not sorry to have missed the last seven days of Wizards action. Things may be beginning to “even out” for the men in blue and white, and worse than sinking from first to third in the divisions [...]
Preview: Kansas City Wizards vs. FC Dallas (The Lamar Hunt Tribute Game)
By: Michael |The Skinny:
Today’s game in Kansas City marks the opening of a new semi-era in the Onalfo years: the view from the top. The Wizards are looking down upon the rest of the MLS with 12 points from 5 games and for the first time in awhile, we could lose this one and I don’t [...]
Postgame Report: KC 1 - 0 Crew (How does it feel looking up at the Wizards, MLS?)
By: Michael |In Summary:
If you can dominate a team and yet still barely escape with a win all in the same 90 minutes, it apparently looks like the Wizard’s 1-0 defeat of the Crew on Saturday afternoon. If one is looking to somehow illustrate a taciturn fracas, I would again point at Saturday’s game as the [...]
Pregame: The Wizards vs. The Crew
By: Michael |The Skinny:
With another road win under our belt and some spring in our step, the Wizards now come back home to face the draw-laden (yes, for those of you keeping a tally, I have now used “laden” twice on the KCWizards Offside) Columbus Crew in a battle of teams who are looking to leave the [...]
Eddie Johnson is the Man of the Month. And the Wizards are on the Silver Screen. And if that isn’t Enough, Jimmy Conrad had a Baby.
By: Michael |Friday night is “catch up from the week before finals” night on the Kansas City Wizards Offside!
Eddie Johnson is the Man of the Month
Here’s what it takes to be the man of April: nearly double your previous season’s output. In 2006 (When will I stop reminding people of this? When will this be [...]
Is No News Good News?
By: Michael |No word on Marinelli:
No matter how many times I anxiously refresh the MLS injury page, I cannot cause it to be updated, so we are left with speculation about Marinelli’s injury. All reports seem to agree its his hamstring and that the 16′ substitution is a precautionary measure. I’m optimistic: It was chilly [...]







