

Josh Wolff
The Two Tales of Captain KC
By: Herschel |Jimmy Conrad had a night to remember, and at the same time a night to forget. At the end the Wizards kept their hopes alive with a come from behind win against Dallas that puts them 7 points behind the last playoff spot with 5 games left.
Close to a Record in Futility; and of course we lost
By: Herschel |Down a goal, up a man for about 60 minutes, against a Real Salt Lake team that was missing a few starters and decided to play only one forward, the Peter Vermes strategy called to have, on paper, 5 defenders on the field. Wow, and I thought before the game that things couldn’t get [...]
The drought continues, and I started hearing music in my head.
By: Herschel |This might sound cheesy, but while watching the Wizards lose again, and worst of all, not score again a Madonna song from the early 1990s started to go off in my head.
Better Effort, Better Play; Same Offense, Same Result
By: Herschel |A different Wizards team came out to play on Sunday afternoon against a Chicago Fire team that was missing 4 of its starters. Although Peter Vermes’ hand/work is starting to show, it wasn’t enough to get the Wizards out of the winless streak and scoring drought that has plagued them for months already.
A look back on Sunday and Tuesday, plus a comment
By: Herschel |I want to apologize for not writing anything on the Sunday loss to Houston or on the Tuesday loss to Seattle until now but I’m battling a nasty “non swine flu” flu virus that knocked me out off work Tuesday afternoon and all of Wednesday.
Almost done in by ten; AGAIN!
By: Herschel |It was the 34th minute in a less than exciting game when New England attacker Michael Videira went up for a ball with KC defender Aaron Holhbein. In his effort to head it he swung his elbow back and struck Hohlbein in the face. Referee Jorge Gonzalez pulled out the red card right [...]
KC-Crew Recap. One Word: UGLY
By: Herschel |Saturday night’s game at the CAB was just that. Ugly. The Wizards showed little creativity, little effort and little of anything as they fell (and got swept for the season) by the Columbus Crew 2-0. Here is my recap and commentary.
Wizards vs. Crew Pregame; the Battle to end futility (AKA the teams who could not beat 10 man opponents last week)
By: Herschel |Columbus and KC battle it out this weekend at the CAB. KC is coming from giving up a tie vs. a 10 man Galaxy team while the Crew tied its away game vs. a 10 man Seattle team.
KC-CHIVAS USA Recap. Did you know that Anno means Ass in Spanish?
By: Herschel |I had heard little of Jasen Anno until last Saturday but I heard a lot said to him by the end of the game (my choice words included). Mr Ass, as I like to call him, due to my Hispanic heritage of course, took a game that was starting to warm up after a [...]
A Really Late Commentary
By: Herschel |I know it’s old news, but because of work I wasn’t able to comment on the Wizards game against Real Salt Lake. This was a great win that I honestly did not see coming. A well played tactical game that was aided by the RSL complete inability to score a goal.






